Party Guy

A male who usually does something bizarre, crazy, obscene, and/or extremely stupid but funny at a party, therefore receiving the name PARTY GUY! from his fellow party people.

(Matt cracks a plank of wood using his head)

Everyone: PARTY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Epic Party Guy

Any one person whom within the first 2 days of living in a college dorm throws a party of epic proportions within said dorm and the party ends with 7 police charges upon the party thrower, including at least one felony, has at least 6 Paramedics, 2 Narcotics Officers, and 4 Resident Advisors present by the end of the epic party, and results in the party thrower’s expulsion from the dorm and suspension from school within the next 3 days.

Person #1: Dude, is that Caskey?
Person #2: Who? You mean Epic Party Guy? Didn't you here about the party during the summer? That dude threw it!
Person #1: No way! That shit was crazy!

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Block Party Guy

A Cornell University student legend who is obsessed with block parties for some reason.

"How did you hear about the Cook Street block party today"?

"I saw one the 500 posts that Block Party Guy made about it since last night"