party pies

Those little frozen pies you get in a box of about ten. Named 'party pies' because they're great for sharing with your friends at parties.

It was Bob's birthday and we all had party pies.

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party pies

From the outside, they look like regular pasty filled with meat. On the inside, they are hotter than the sun. Party pies give 5th degree burns.

Nina: hey, want some party pies?
Owen: no.
Nina: why not?
Owen: I’d rather not burn my mouth with food capable of giving third degree burns.