Nigerian Party Rice

1. The nasty rice you eat at a Nigerian party or meeting, that often lacks taste and may be extremely spicy to cover up the blandness. There is a 1/10 chance that the rice you eat actually tastes good.

2. The food your Nigerian mother brings home to avoid going grocery shopping

1. Taiwo: "Hey Uche, why are you eating cereal? We are about to go to that pointless Nigerian party."
Uche: "Pfft, there's going to be Nigerian Party rice there, I don't eat that crap!"

2. Kelechi: "Mom we need to go grocery shopping, we have no food."
Mom: "Didn't you see that I brought back some Nigerian Party rice last night? Cmon go sit down"!

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rice party

An orgy consisting of entirely Asian participants.

the Chinese exchange students all took Molly on accident, and before you know it, they were having a rice party in the tool shed

Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.

Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.

Party rice

A dish made of rice, stew, seasoning, spice, meat/fish/chicken commonly found in West Africa, especially Nigeria always served in parties/events and what attracts most people to the party/event.

There is a party going on in the next street, let's go eat some party rice there