pass the ketchup

a colloquial West Virginian term used as a response to accentuate the unexceptional and simple qualities of any given situation. Also expressed as "PTK".

pass the gravy

Tyler- "Bill just lost his job for showing up drunk."
Cody- "Pass The Ketchup!"
or
Waylon- "I just won $10 on a scratch-off"
Garth- "Pass the Ketchup"

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Pass me the ketchup

Taking a girl's virginity

"You guy's hooked up last night? Isn't she a prude??"
"Dawg, after she blew me for a while, I was like, damn girl, you need to pass me the ketchup!!" Then, that hottie girl passed me her ketchup. There was blood everywhere."
"No way bro! You took her Vcard!"

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Passing The Ketchup

A discrete way of saying you've popped your cherry.

"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "