Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.