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Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010

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paste pants

When somebody ejaculates a sizable load directed at the crotch area of a naked person in range, not necessarily the person involved in the act. Then the ejacualtor douses the cummed-on-crotch with baby/talcum powder...

Result, PASTE PANTS!!!

I usually go out dancing in my paste pants...

by Fwaaf1 April 24, 2008

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pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 1, 2011

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