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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
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Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
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A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
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The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
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Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?
Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
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the aftermath of a fucked pussy
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie