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Pasty Smashing

Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists

Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!

by newquay08 September 3, 2008

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Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff July 22, 2008

51๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea February 26, 2012

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Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

59๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009


smashed pasty

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

by Siobhan Smith April 24, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland August 27, 2015