Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.

Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together

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