patriot pussy

Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.

Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.