When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.
I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!
A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.
Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.
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Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"