Paul Bunyan Bitch

Long before Rick James, Paul Bunyan was the man. Used when pesky forest rangers or tree huggers or anyone trying to stop you from lumberjacking and/or being a lumberjack. Annoying waiters are taken aback when asking if you've had enough syrup. This is the one true phrase all lumberjacks must know.

Forest Ranger -"Who do you think you are?"
Boy - "PAUL BUNYAN BITCH! Now leme cut down those trees!"

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