Paul Bunyon

When you pick a girl up, stretch her vag, and place your head and wear her like one of those racoon Paul Bunyon hats.

Dude, I Paul Bunyoned my girl last night, she can't walk anymore.
I got Bunyoned last night, my lips feel very sore.

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Paul Bunyon

A Paul Bunyon is when you lay your dick on a tree stump, cut if off with an axe, and sew it on backwards within 30 seconds.

Me and Tucker are gonna get a few friends together tonight and have a Paul Bunyon party.

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Paul Bunyon

The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.

Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.