Paul Wilson

A gentle giant nearing his fifties with chronic back pain, often to be found popping a quick squat in front of the boys. Appreciates fine meat and finer gin.

"Who was your flatmate that came earlier?"
"Not sure actually... did he do some mild yoga and suffer the disappointment of an Aldi steak?"
"Yeah that was him, how did you know?"
"Let's just say he's Paul Wilson."