Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

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Paulie Bleekered

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.

"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."