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Paying the bills

menstruating

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.

by The (Real) Great Western Satan January 23, 2012

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


pay some bills

Commonly used on tv shows when they want to take a commercial break.

Or it could actually mean paying your bills, electricity, water, et cetera.

Let's take a quick break to go pay some bills.

by Tazzie Boo July 19, 2008

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pay my bills.

The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"

by Mascottt April 9, 2010

11πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."

by Secret TM December 14, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ on time the first time round, so as to avoid either having to waste more energy, time, money and/or effort redoing the same job twice.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, I would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Γ‡a laisse Γ  dΓ©sirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bΓ’clΓ© afaap out of my sight and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2012


Time to pay some bills

"Time to pay some bills" is a saying YouTuber cashnasty uses at the beginning of his videos.
This word/saying means every time he makes a video and we support it helps him pay his bills.

*clap* welp time to pay some bills

by IKNOCKOG November 28, 2021


to pay your bills on time

to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž