Pea Pain

Overwhelming and annoying pain occurring in the frontal lobe of the brain. Generally more severe than a normal head ach, Pea Pain is simply pain caused by the forces of the world seemingly crushing your brain to the size of a pea.
-Also used to describe headaches during pregnancy because a woman’s brain actually decreases in size.

Woman: Ahhhh, BABY!
Man: What?
Woman: Being pregnant sucks! I have the T-Payne of Pea Pain… it’s that bad!
Man: Yea?
T-Payne: Yeaaaaaeaaaah!!

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