Peacock's Tail

Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).

Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?

Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.

Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.

Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.

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Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.