Peanut Butter Wig

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.

Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"

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