Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

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