Pearl Lexus

A highly attractive married middle aged soccer mom who is often seen flirting with teenage clerks at the local supermarket. The Pearl Lexus usually comes from a wealthy family, has a successful husband and lives in an upscale suburb or enclave of large cities. She can most commonly be found driving a pearl colored Asian crossover or SUV. While the Pearl Lexus is harmless, her overbearing sense of entitlement and self grandeur can be insufferable at times. She often has no moral compass and only lives to cheat on her often doting husband but studies have showed that only 63% of Pearl Lexuses cheat on their spouses.

Dude! Did you see Sandra Bullock in that college football movie!? She’s a TOTAL Pearl Lexus.