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damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up
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describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
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An alcohalic drink made with orange juice, 7 Up and flavored vodka. Any flavor can be specified, but if unspecified, it's made with lime vodka
Next time I go to the bar, I'm going to order a pecker wrecker
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A woman who gives you a Venerial disease, thus making her a pecker wrecker.
How did your date go?
Good until i banged her.
Why?
She gave me the hot dick! A pecker wrecker
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Someone is terrible at oral sex. Usually has braces.
Guy 1: How was last night with her?
Guy 2: it was good until I found out she was a pecker wrecker.
Guy 1: well, I hope you're okay.
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Redneck with tongue ring at truck stop.
Man look that redneck overthere bill.
Oh I seen him here last week Pumping diesel in a spaghettis strap shirt, the truck drivers say he has a tongue ring bet he is a real pecker wrecker.
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Any girl with a mouthful of braces that wants to give you a blowjob.
Dude, that chick with the braces over there has an awesome rack, but her mouth is a PECKER WRECKER for sure.
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