When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass
My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas
An uncle who touches male members of the family
Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk
14π 2π
Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members
β Uncle Ollie Barber donβt be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!β
one up from ur aunt ase
when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*