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Pedro Pascal

JosΓ© Pedro Balmaceda Pascal is a Chilean actor born on April 2nd, 1975. He is known for playing Oberyn Martell in Game Of Thrones (2014), DEA agent Javier PeΓ±a in Narcos (2015) and most recently, Din Djarin in Star Wars' The Mandalorian (2019).

Also, a total DILF. I'm not joking, he is currently playing lots of dads.

Pedro Pascal: *exists*
Everyone: viejo sabroso

by buildmeagokart December 29, 2021

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Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy

"I'm your daddy"- Pedro Pascal

by www.suckit.com February 13, 2023

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Pedro Pascal

Your cool slutty father

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass

by Fool5febH February 20, 2023

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Pedro Pascal

The daddiest of the daddy's a fine man

Hey look over there he so pedro pascal

by KIKIDOULOVEMWAH March 17, 2023

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Pedro pascal

An extremely delicious man who I want so badly

Oh my god have you seen that Pedro pascal edit? Yeah he’s so yummy

by Lillyballslovespedro October 20, 2023


Pedro Pascal Stan

a grown ass white woman who thinks that fetishizing people of color makes her quirky when in reality she's just as gross as a dude who says he only fucks Asian girls. Claims to be too "grown" for drama, but will cry like she's shooting for an oscar award if you call her a racist.

"hey, how'd it go with that one girl on sunday?"

"Terrible! she's a TOTAL pedro pascal stan. She spent the day talking about black cock and when I told her the way she talks makes me uncomfortable she got angry at me for calling her out and started crying. The weirdest brunch I've ever had."

by pleaseseeatherapist August 2, 2021

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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 10, 2024