Pee baby

This is when a women in labor gives birth at the same time as urinating, soo... pee baby.

Jordy " my wife gave birth and she pissed a lot"
Adrian " thats a pee baby silly "
Jordy "Oh ok , im gona touch you while we are high

Adrian "what"
Jordy "hehe" *proceeds to touch Adrians butthole*
jordy (whippers) "your chosen

Pbby

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Pee Baby

Holding an extraordinary amount off pee inside ones bladder to the point when it's released it feels like you just delivered a pee baby.

After a long night of drinking Jennifer delivered a 7 pound 11 ounce pee baby into the toilet, then proceeded to flush it.

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Pee Baby

A noun used to describe someone who pees everywhere

Mark is being a pee baby right now

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baby pee

Pee that is very diluted and watery. It also has almost no smell.
see also->
pee
piss

My baby brother threw a diaper at me, and all the BABY PEE got all over my. It wasn't that bad though...

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cry baby pee pee bed wetter

Stupid kids that cry for every little thing. And when you call them a baby, they cry some more.

Shut up cry baby pee pee bed wetter!

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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)