pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

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Pee Boner

When you have an erection that is only there to help store excess amounts of urine. Pee is normally stored in the bladder, but when there is so much stored up, it needs to take refuge in the penis. You get a couple more inches of storage when you get an erection. Its just like how some backpacks have that zipper that when unzipped gives more room to another pocket.

Guy: yo dude, do you have a woody?
Guy2: No bro, Just need to piss. I have a pee boner

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pee pee boner

when you get a boner aND GET SCARED and pee pee everywhere

Shit dude, I was fucking this bitch last night and i got a pee pee boner.

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Boner Pee

BONER PEE- when one must stand back far and lean forward to avoid A:Pissing on the toilet seat or B: To Avoid pissing in your own face

This morning I had to take a mean Boner Pee

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