peel the orange

The act of unbuttoning and possibly unzipping your pants in the car after eating too much at a buffet.

Dave: Man, I couldn't stop myself at that dessert bar.

Dan: Yea dude. I'm so full I gotta peel the orange as soon as I get in the car!

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Peeling the Orange

Another word for having sex

Alex: Hey, Arianna, whatcha up to?
Arianna: just peeling the orange.
Madyson: you did what?!?
Arianna: Oh, im quite good at it... i just need something pointy and just stick on up there and wiggle it around and there you go.

Bailey A: be right back me and my boyfriend got to go peel the orange.

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peeling an orange

v. peel·ing an or·ange

1. To strip or cut away the skin, or rind, of an orange while sitting on the toilet on the 5th floor mens bathroom at 200 Varick Street.

"Some guy keeps peeling an orange in the bathroom on the fifth floor."

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Peel my Orange

1) The stripping of clothing.

2) The removal of the skin of a citrus fruit.

You: "Wyatt, will you peel my orange?"
Wyatt: "Of course! Anything for you!"

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Orange Peel

The act, during doggy-style copulation, of using both thumbs to prolapse a chick's asshole as if you were peeling an orange. Picture opening an orange from the top hole and using you're thumbs to slit it in half.

Last night's orange peel left her walking like a bow legged chicken for days.

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orange peel

A surface consistency defect resembling an orange peel due to weathering and time or poor application. Occurs in coated or finished products in varying degrees. May be the result of poor quality or manufacturing or poor maintenance.

I painted my kustomized civic this wild Kia electric blue all by myself but the mad orange peel smarts.

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Orange Peel

The act of vigorously masterbating with orange pumice hand soap.

Jimmy tried to remove his genital warts with an Orange Peel.

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