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Peeling the Label

Usually viewed as an indication of Sexual Frustration. Affected persons will be seen trying to remove the label from a beer, pop, or juice bottle. Some will play it off as simply boredom, or high anxiety. In some cases, may be remedied by removing said label and presenting it to a person of your choosing, if they accept your label then you could be getting some.

Well she was fighting them off

At a corner table

She had a longneck bottle

She was peeling the label

The look on her face

It was perfectly clear

She said somebody please

Get me out of here

The look she shot me

Through the glass refraction

Said a little less talk

And a lot more action

- Toby Keith in "a little less talk and a lot more action"

by The Beermandu August 1, 2011

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