Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.