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Pelican Mouth

When a girl has a massive lower jaw so it seems that when she sucks your dick, she can put your balls in her mouth too.

All of Jay Leno's daughters are gonna be pelican mouths.

by Charlie Trouble February 18, 2011

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Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!

I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it

by SandwhichHAter August 14, 2023