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The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.
Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...
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When you have an itch in the tip of your urethra, and itch it with a pencil.
Dude, i had my circumcision yesterday. I was penciling my dick all night.
1. Male that comes into chat as *number.number inches* and loves all the ladies. He's also known to only say 1 or 2 words to most of them before trying to get them in bed and bang them!
2. He's also a sweet guy who doesn't always think with his pencil! Takes the time to chill out and breathe and help you with your problems rather it's about sex or not!
Pencil: :o Heyy!!
Lady 1: Hello.
Lady 2: Hey Pencil..
Pencil: Okay, Now let's have sex.
*What happens in the PC stays in the PC..*
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A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!
On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!
Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.
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Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.
Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.
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starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.
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