Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

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Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

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King Penguin

A King Penguin is somebody who is the leader of a group, or usually a person who likes takes charge.

Ross: Nathan, don't you think that Ronson thinks that he's the king penguin?
Nathan: Yeah, to be honest he's just a bit of a control freak...he's more of a Salmon if you ask me.

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