Penicular Pencil

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"