Penis Brine

a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.

My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.

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