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1- Boyle on your dick
2- Irritation from shaving vaginas
3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple
My sister that’s all you need to know
“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”
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One who pops pimples with a purple penis
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper