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A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.
Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich
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A universal compliment for someones character, actions, or future well being.
Ralph Garman: Isn't Bruce Willis a great actor?
Kevin Smith: Totally, give that penis a sandwich, Ralph.
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A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
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When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face
“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”
Self explanatory
I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them