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A euphemism for male ejaculate
I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
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She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.
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The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.
Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.
I got a penis tear in my boxers.
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When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.
What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?
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