penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

Whopper Penis

A generic term for a Whopper from Burger King made with "white stuff". The beef is either marinated in it or it is added as condiment later on.

"Can I take your order?"

"Yes can I have 2 Whopper Penises without jizz?"

"Sir I believe you meant to order 2 NORMAL Whoppers."

"No, I usually just add my own."

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