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A person with with both sets of reproductive organs (a Hermaphrodite). "PEN" derives from the word penis, whilst "IT" derives from the word clit.
"d00d, that thing has a penit."
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How an infant, or someone not well versed in English pronunciation, might pronounce the word "penis."
Two-year old: I yav a penits! RAWR!
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Having a small penis.
Dylan has a penit.
Girls don't like Dylan's penit.
You refer to Dylan's small penis as a penit.
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a term used to describe areas or buildings that are designated as legal graffiti areas.
Miami has the most well known graffiti penits.
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To have an extremely small penis.
"Nico has a penit and can't get laid".
"Nico your penit is so small!"
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Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen
Me : what a finished football club !
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A stupid penit is something that you find very very dumb. My stupid friend says this all the time