Penman

A sexy, young, charming boy. Usually lightens the mood and is a natural sex preditor. Latin for 'Sex God' a Penman goes though at least 200 women in his life time.

I can't beileve Penman shagged every girl at the party last night?!

Lucky fucker!

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Penman

A bloke with no missus that constantly dogs the boys and refuses to come out for a beer or two.

"Is connor coming out tonight?"

"Nah hes pulling a penman"

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To pull a penman

To make plans with people, then cancel at the last minute with an absurd excuse

Dave decided to pull a penman by saying he had to work

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Penman

Penman is the shiniest, baldest, most beautiful potato in the land of the gays.

"is that penman?!?!?" "no, thats a potato."