Penn Cambria Middle School

The school that wants parents to believe has everything under control. While walking the hallways, hearing racial slurs and young boys moaning is not uncommon. Do the teachers do their jobs right? Of course not! You can usually spot the difference between a PCMS student and a normal student by looking for some of these traits: Dog collars, Privileged, and curly haired homophobic males. The best part about this school is their absolutely, positively AMAZING dress code. Don’t believe me? Just ask our principal why a girl’s shoulders are arousing.

Hey aren’t you from Penn Cambria Middle School, the school who allows dog collars but not hats?