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The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it
Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket
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A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.
Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!
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