Pennsylvania Poliwhop

(v.) Commonly referred to as a PAPW, it is the act of ejaculating on a cloth and delivering a blow with said cloth to the cranial region of the victim.

Murk: “Yo Chard do you still got your 2008 Phillies World Series rally towel?”

Chard: “No I Pennsylvania Poliwhopped Brett Craskey with it at Aron!”