Pentecostal Lemonade

The drink that a pentecostal or otherwise cheap person makes from the free water, lemons, and sugar provided by a restaurant so they do not have to pay for a beverage.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?

Pentecostal: Oh I'll just have water and a bowl of lemons, oh and can we get some more sugar?

Waiter to another waiter: Fuck these cheap asses at my table they are making pentecostal lemonade so they don't have to spend $2 on a drink. Fuck my life and my tip.

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