People Juice

The sticky slimy residue left on hand rails, poles and windows in public places. Often found on public transportation such as buses and subways.

I lost my balance on the subway and when I grabbed the pole, it was covered in people juice.

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People Juice

When you wish your worst enemies or other persons to be entrapped in a room in which the walls close in and crush them to death. In this scenario, you would imagine them as some kind of fruit to be squeezed and reduced to a liquid. Thus creating, 'people juice'.

Crushed people = people juice

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Dead people juice

The remains of human decay that end up seeping out of the bottom of coffin buried under the soil.

This "juice cocktail" is comprised of liquid drainage from orifices that include the nasal and rectal passages, and embalming fluids that seep into the soil and pollute water, thus disturbing the Earth's ecosystem.

"That new construction home on Sandra Circle shares its yard with the cemetary. Thier sump pump is constantly pumping the dead people juice from their basement into our lovely cul-de-sac'd street, 24 hours a day. I wonder if that juice carries the threat of rectal cancer, foot fungus or conjunctivitis? There goes the neighborhood!"

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