Pepper Curry Plug

A day of bowel reconning that starts with a dump that feels like you are passing a tennis ball covered in 40 grit sandpaper. By the afternoon and after a spicy Asian lunch at Tropical Thai, you are trotting to the shitter to explosively release a wet, soft, burning, green curried demon from your lower intestine.

Dude do you happen to have any salve or tucks pads? I just had a Pepper Curry Plug and my oring is on fire and I'm pretty sure I got a hanging hemorrhoid as a result.

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