Pepper knoppkers

Pepper Knoppkers - a slang term meaning "pepperoni nipples."

Typically reserved for the largest & meatiest of pepperoni nipples.

The top 0.00001% of circumference, these pepperoni nipples are no longer 'nipples' - they are "knoppkers."

They sat in the moonlight. "are you ready, Christine?" he asked. "Yes" - she whispered.

He slowly slid off her shirt, unbuttoning her bra in one clean movement.

The moon shone down - revealing not nipples, but a pair of pepper knoppkers.

"Ew bitch" he exclaimed.

"what?" Christine asked, horrified.

"those are nasty I'm going home."