Pepsied

When you ask for/want something but instead, for what ever reason be offed the less favorable option. e.g. Asking for a coke but instead being asked if Pepsi is okay.

Customer: I would like the chocolate fudge cake please

Waiter/Waitress: I'm sorry we are out of the chocolate fudge cake would you like the fruit platter instead?
Customer: Dam i cant believe i got pepsied

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Pepsi

Adj. Dead. Turn the Pepsi logo upside down and it reads as "isded". Has become synonymous with "dieded" on 9gag.

After witnessing a horrific car crash video, many commenters asked, "Pepsi?"

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Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...

Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!

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Pepsi

A black carbonated beverage (soda). It's delicious and tasty.

Slang for speed(amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). Often used for studying.

Steve: Can I have a Pepsi?

Josh: Sure!

Steve: You got any Pepsi?

Walter: Sure!

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pepsi

Mainly known for their winning* AbilaTWOW response "Fake your death, never leave, resort to murder if needed…"

*only won if you disregard the top 406 responses

pepsi owns the worlds 6th largest navy

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pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

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pepsi

an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969

jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house