Perez Dispenser

A pseudo-paparazzi wannabe who simply regurgitates all online informational gossip there is to know about a high-profile celebrity.

"Oh my God! Last night, Jason was looking to be the center of attention last night at the club. In his failed attempt to become an in-crowd member, he simply told us everything about Lindsay Lohan that we already knew. He's such a Perez Dispenser!"

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