perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

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perfect pitch

Abnormally hightened sense of pitch perception, allowing one to do most (if not all) of the following:

* Correctly identify a musical note by name without any reference tone.

* Correctly sing a musical note at whim without any reference tone.

* Correctly identify the key a song is played in without any reference tone.

* Discern how sharp or flat a musical tone is, relatively speaking, without any reference tone.


Also (more accurately) called absolute pitch.

This ability, possessed by about 0.01% of the population, can be very helpful.......or almost useless.

No, you don't necessarily have to be born with it.

Traci astounded the rest of her band by effortlessly naming random notes they played. She has perfect pitch.

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perfect pitch

Perfect Pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the relief of the audience.

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perfect pitch

Perfect pitch is when someone throws an accordian and it hits a bagpipe.

Lawrence heaved his accordian and it hit Scotty's bagpipes to the great relief of all who can hear.

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Perfect pitch

That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.

Oh, man! Last night i went to wipe but the paper came back clean... PERFECT PITCH BABY!

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a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

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Pitch Perfect

A movie that is now almost equal to or greater than Mean Girls in how commonly females quote it.

"Lesbianest."

"I ate my twin in the womb."

"Aca-amazing!"

"I'm horizontal running."

"You are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard that your man boobs are gonna go concave."

"Hammer time!"

And the list endlessly goes on in Pitch Perfect.

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